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A great Christmas Cake Recipe
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BBW Recipes:
A great Christmas Cake Recipe
| By chiefnut on Friday, December 1, 2006 - 9:30 am: |
Tequila Christmas Cake
1 cup water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality. (I already sampled
it.....several
>times to check the quality)
Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the
highest
>quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat - sampling the tequila to check quality.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point its best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try
Another cup...just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a
drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
Check the tequila.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.
CHERRY MISTMAS!
| By waitin2long on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 - 8:55 am: |
Funny as Hell Chief, Hope you don't taste too much of that Tequila, Guy and a Cherry Mistmas to ya.
Waitin
